Ceremonies with bags of sincerity and silliness, from a queer feminist celebrant.

Hello matey! My name is Chloe, my pronouns are she/her, and I'm a Peckham-based (but very portable) comedian and copywriter turned celebrant.

I craft wickedly funny, utterly unforgettable, and crammed-with-heart ceremonies – queers and feminists to the front!

I draw from over a decade of experience as a storyteller for some of the UK's most progressive causes – Labour, Amnesty, Greenpeace, Refuge et al – and combine that with the comedic prowess of many years as a stand-up (you might have seen me at Soho Theatre or on BBC3).

I lead with my values: kindness, attentiveness, inclusion, integrity. And I work with couples who share a desire to create a ridiculously special, sincere, and off-beat day that will keep you and your guests delighted, dewy-eyed and bent double laughing.

I start every ceremony with a blank page. There’ll be no generic copy and paste jobbies here – I collaborate with you and your loved ones to create something 100% unique, weaving together your in-jokes, reflections, memories and stories.

If you want to be stood at the front alongside a very dapper lesbian – loved by grannies and gays alike – who feels nothing like a “supplier” and everything like an old mate, slide into my DMs.

Here’s what people are saying about my ceremonies:

“This wonderfully talented human set the tone for our entire day. No one expected to be quite so blown away by the ceremony - the part most people often find a little generic and rarely the highlight of the day. But not for our day. That first, magical half hour of our wedding had everyone totally invested. The power of our day felt tangible, and we could never have anticipated such a feeling. Isabelle’s dad can’t talk about the ceremony without welling up… literally every time! We could not be more grateful for Chloe marrying us. Chloe created an atmosphere of love and warmth that will stay with us, and so many of our guests, forever.” – Jess and Isabelle

“Her delivery was totally natural, simple, and unforced, you could see how much time she had spent getting to know her couple, with everyone in the room being fully captivated by her script. Chloe's ceremony was one of the best ceremonies I've ever seen, and my personal favourite - and I've seen more than 100!” – Daisy, Venue Manager, Aswarby Rectory

“We are still glowing from Chloe's beautiful words at our wedding ceremony, and can't quite believe she got it so very perfect. She commanded the moment and wrote a ceremony that was deeply personal, utterly hilarious, and incredibly moving... and it worked in two languages, for two different cultures. It was utterly magical to look out at our loved ones and see them laugh and cry together, at her crafted words. We heartily recommend Chloe to all couples wanting a unique and unforgettable ceremony that really 'gets you'; it'll be a decision you will never regret.” – Tess and Antonio

Location:

London & UK

Find + Follow:

Website: www.chloegreencelebrant.cpm

IG: @chloegreencelebrant

Phone: 07969124567

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